So yesterday, while I was walking down the road after a tiresome morning, minding my own business ofc, I noticed a strange fight in the middle of the road. I walked over to see what it was all about, and then I heard people whispering how a middle-aged woman attacked a car driver because he didn't slow down when he saw a dog in front of him. Damn, that was one long sentence. Luckily, the pup ran away just in time to postpone the meeting of his skinny body and the moron's tires. According to the crowd, the lady walked up in front of the car, causing the man to stop and yell like the little fag he was, and then when he walked out of his fancy machine, she made sure he won't have babbies. DAMN RIGHT WOMAN! I came just in time to listen to her speech, and boy oh boy, was I proud to live in such country.

Alas, let's face it, how many of you would've done that?